250+ Hilarious Dog Shower Thoughts -

250+ Hilarious Dog Shower Thoughts

Hilarious Dog Shower Thoughts: Thirty-five pages of hilarious dog shower thoughts from a dog’s point of view.

Welcome to the world where pooches get the royal treatment! Pick up your copy of Dog Shower Thoughts and laugh-out-loud at the outrageous, intelligent and most definitely entertaining comments about pets. Guaranteed to bring a big smile to your face, this book will have you in stitches!

These Dog Shower Thoughts cards are awesome and fun to use! They’re great for your own laughs or to share with friends! Each card is 5×3 inches, features a premium glossy finish, and has rounded corners. With 17 different thoughts to choose from, you’ll be sure to find something perfect for any occasion!

From fur-tastic to what a dog, these shower thoughts are sure to have you barking with laughter. This collection of updated versions of classic shower thoughts is both hilarious and useful for brightening up any day.

 

Hilarious Dog Shower Thoughts

 

  • Dog Shower Thoughts by Unknown
  • So I’m cleaning out the sock drawer and one of my socks looks like a dog. But instead of chasing it around barking, I decide to give it a bath. The look of relief on his face when I toss him in the was
  • Isn’t it nice when you can come home from a stressful day and ignore your dog?
  • My dog doesn’t just tolerate my existence, he actually seems to enjoy it. Does that count?
  • What if people were drawn to me as I am drawn to the shower floor? #TheMoreYouKnow #SorryImLateForWork
  • Do dogs dream of treats?
  • Cats are cool. Dogs are cooler. And they both have a very simple philosophy when it comes to how to live life: dog on plan, cat plan meow.
  • Isn’t it nice when you can come home from a stressful day and have your dog jump up on your lap?
  • We love our dog, but there’s no denying that sometimes we just want to come home and relax without having to pay attention to him.
  • Don’t worry. Your Doggy has no problem letting you know they are not happy about being ignored!
  • Now you can relax and have fun without the distraction of dog training. You’ll never be late again, and you won’t come home to a house that smells like a kennel.
  • LIFE is too short to be stressed! For those of us gobsmacked by everyday life, there’s the option of coming home to your best friend. Someone who doesn’t judge, doesn’ goal keeper but waits patiently for a game of fetch… or head rubs.
  • Does your dog have to be a wild, out-of-control monster that hates everyone and everything you love? Of course not. Follow me and I will show you how you can turn your dog into a lovable, loving companion. And I can prove it – Fido is in my testimonials!
  • Yes, it is! But your dog still expects to be fed and walked. Wouldn’t it be nice if there was someone else who took care of all that?
  • I could have gotten a cat, but I chose a dog because he doesn’t just tolerate my existence, he actually seems to enjoy it. Does that count?
  • My dog doesn’t just tolerate my existence. He counts on me to take him out for daily walks and he loves to curl up with me on the couch when I get home.
  • I assume you’re pretty useful, since my dog tolerates your existence.
  • My dog doesn’t just get used to me being there, he actually seems to enjoy the experience. He can’t wait for me to come home.
  • My dog licks my face when I greet him. Does that count?
  • My dog definitely goes the extra mile to make me feel at home. Whether it’s by greeting me at my front door each and every morning or trying to help me with my work, I can’t imagine what life would be like without him.
  • I like it when my dog tolerates me. Dogs can be a pain.
  • What if people were drawn to me as I am drawn to the shower floor?
  • What if people were drawn to you as naturally as they are drawn to the bathroom floor? Try a Kleenex. It’s gentle on skin, tough on colds and flu season.
  • What if people were drawn to you?
  • Drawing attention from the rest sure isn’t easy. That’s why I bring my A-game every single day
  • I know what you’re thinking
  • Here are the top ten things that make you look less attractive. Who knew?
  • Me
  • We love our dog! But there’s no denying that sometimes we just want to come home and relax without having to pay attention to him.
  • Sure, we love our pup, but come on! He’s pretty demanding and besides—we just want to come home after a day out and not have to deal with a hyperactive furry friend.
  • You love your dog but sometimes you just want to relax with a glass of wine instead of petting him. That’s why you need doggy daycare…
  • We love our dog, but sometimes we just want to relax.
  • We love our dog, but sometimes we want to do something without worrying about what he’s getting into. Let us help!
  • We love our dog, but sometimes, we want some peace and quiet. We’re not quite ready to give up pet ownership, though.
  • Durafoam Ltd. is a pet supply company owned and operated by dog owners for dog owners. We understand how much love you have for your dog and the desire to spoil him with toys, treats, and chewies. Our goal is to bring you a variety of awesome products that will make it easy and fun to treat your pup.
  • Life is too short to be stressed! For those of us gobsmacked by everyday life, there’s the option of coming home to your best friend. Someone who doesn’t judge, doesn’t need taking for walks, and waits patiently for a game of fetch… or head rubs.
  • Life’s too short to be stressed! For those of us overworked and under-loved, there’s the option of coming home to our best friend.
  • LIFE is too short to be stressed. Dogs are man’s best friend – the perfect way to unwind after a long day.
  • Life can be pretty stressful. We have to deal with parents, jobs, and so much more. It’s nice to come home to a nice animal who wants nothing more than licks and game of fetch.
  • Life is too short to be stressed. Your best friend can help you battle those stress demons.
  • Our goal is to help you relax and spend more time with your furry friends. We want to get you the best supply for less money, so you can save money on dog grooming supplies instead of spending it on costly takeout dinners.
  • A dog is a man’s best friend. A loyal, furry companion who brings out the best in us. And when we have an incredible pup by our side, we can relax and know life as we know it will never be the same.
  • My dog goes the extra mile to make me feel at home. Whether it’s by greeting me at my front door each and every morning or trying to help me with my work, I can’t imagine what life would be like without him.
  • Every time I get home, my dog goes out of his way to make me feel welcome. He greets me in the best way possible at my front door and helps keep me company while I get work done.
  • No matter what time of day it is, my dog greets me at the front door with an enthusiastic bark of excitement. When there’s work to be done around the house, he always has a positive outlook and a willing attitude.
  • It’s amazing how my dog always seems to be there for me! It’s like he knows when I’ve had a rough day and is there to greet me at the door with lots of kisses. He is simply the best!
  • The first thing my dog does when he meets someone is jump on them for a pat and a good sniff. He’s super friendly and loves to be everyone’s best friend.
  • My dog is my best friend. Whenever I’m feeling down, all I need to do is to look at his fuzzy face and feel all the stress melt away. He knows exactly how to cheer me up!
  • My dog is my best friend. When I get home from work, all he wants to do is smother me with kisses and snuggles.
  • What if people were drawn to me as I am drawn to the shower floor?
  • Imagine people being drawn to you like you’re drawn to the shower floor.
  • As I am drawn to the shower floor, I wonder what it must feel like to have people drawn to me!
  • What if instead of feeling repelled by me, people were drawn to me? What if I didn’t have to make excuses for my tight pants and short skirts?
  • Imagine having the ability to draw people in with charisma and charm. People will be magnetically drawn to you as you have conversations about virtually anything.
  • Wouldn’t that be great if people saw you as naturally beautiful?
  • People aren’t always into me. Probably because I’m always doing crazy stuff. Like eating ten bowls of cereal at once or jogging in heels.
  • Dogs just want to be loved and cared for. That’s why doggy daycare is perfect
  • At doggy daycare, your precious pooch will spend the day playing and relaxing with other neighborhood dogs in a safe, clean environment.
  • Doggie daycare gives you the ability to take a break from your dog without taking him out of his comfort zone.
  • We understand pet owners are busy individuals, so we provide daycare for your dog when you’re away. We love pets and treat them like our own kids.
  • Wag! Doggy Daycare, where pets play all day. Where every dog is welcome…
  • Your dog would love to get out of the house, and what a better place to send him than daycare!
  • Daycare for dogs. An ideal solution for the busy professional or anyone with a hectic schedule who still loves spending time with their furry friends.
  • Home can be pretty stressful. We have to deal with parents, jobs, and so much more. It’s nice to come home to a reliable pet companion who wants nothing more than pats and hugs and a game of fetch.
  • The family dog is a loyal companion, welcoming you home after a long day. Rewritten in a friendly tone
  • After a long stressful day, it’s well worth it to come home to a good boy.
  • Pets are a great way to reduce stress and bring a smile to your face. After a long day of running errands or dealing with parents, nothing beats the excitement of running into your dog’s low jumping, wriggling face as he waits by the door.
  • Having a pet takes a load off your shoulders, whether it’s an anxious dog who just wants to play fetch or a lazy cat who just wants to sleep all day.
  • The best way to relax after a long day is by going home to your adorable puppy.
  • Life can be difficult for us humans. It’s easy to get stressed about our busy day – and it’s even more stressful living with a pet who doesn’t want to listen to anything we say. If you have trouble telling your dog off, then read the dog training guide we wrote for you.
  • You deserve a vacation, but your dog shouldn’t be left alone. Let us help! We provide daycare for pets and treat them as if they were our own kids.
  • We offer in-home daycare for your pets when you’re away. We take the time to get to know your pet and treat them as if they were one of our own.
  • We understand our clients have busy schedules, so our expert pet sitters are available to provide round-the-clock care for all your furry friends. We take every precaution to ensure your beloved cat or dog is not only looked after, but happy.
  • For busy pet owners, our dog daycare is a great solution to tired ears and puppy breath.
  • We understand what it’s like to be away from pets you love. That’s why we provide them with high-quality care when you can’t be there.
  • Your pet is part of the family, and that’s why daycare services are included in our premium packages. We go to extra mile for your pup by offering a dedicated play area designed with your four-legged friend in mind.
  • We treat your pet as if it were our own. We’re eager to give your pup plenty of love and attention while you’re away at work or on vacation. Security guard will be present during all hours of operation.
  • After a long day at work, nothing beats coming home to your puppy wagging their tail and jumping at you with excitement.
  • Head home to your pal! Your puppy is ready and waiting for you.
  • Cuddling with your puppy after a stressful day at work is the perfect end to your day. It’s as relaxing as petting a cat.
  • A puppy is man’s best friend and your best friend too. He will always be happy to see you when you get home and won’t hold it against you if you had to work late.
  • Cuddle up with the adorable puppy you rescued today. They’ll do all the work, so you can just enjoy the snuggles.
  • Your friends made you realize that you need a dog, or maybe it was the adorable puppy pictures you saw on Facebook. Either way, it’s time to bring home your new best friend.
  • Rested from a day of work? Take time to snuggle with your fluffy dog, and you’ll be good as new.
  • Your pet is family, which is why the daycare service is included in our premium packages. We’ll spend extra time with your favorite furball by keeping them engaged in fun activities all day long.
  • Your pet is part of the family, and that’s why our premium doggy daycare and kitty boarding plans offer a secure, private room dedicated to your dog’s comfort.
  • Your pet is your family, and that’s why we treat them like a member of theirs. With our pet-friendly room and dedicated play areas, we offer the best time for you and your pup.
  • When you leave your pet with us, you can rest assured that they will receive the care they need. We understand that pets are part of the family, and that is why we offer a dedicated play area in each gym.
  • Pets are part of the family and that’s why we craft our daycare services and playrooms around your pet so they can have an unforgettable experience.
  • No pet is an island, which is why we’re giving you and Fido some extra attention by including a dedicated play area.
  • A truly personal place. A playground tailored for your dog. It’s simple. We love dogs, and we’re committed to giving them a daycare experience like no other. And the crazy part is that we wouldn’t have it any other way. We spend every day thinking about ways to make dogs smile – just like our furry members of our own family!
  • Here are the top ten things that make you look good. Who knew?
  • We’ve put together a quick list of the top ten things that make you look less attractive, from bad lighting to the wrong color clothes.
  • Here is a list of the top ten things that make you look less attractive. Bonuses include how to avoid them and the best fixes for them.
  • If you want to be the best-looking guy in the room, there are a few things you should definitely avoid doing. Want to know what they are? Here’s our list of top ten things that make guys look less attractive.
  • Ten things that make you look less attractive
  • Check out the top ten things you can do to look younger. And for ways to appear more authoritative and influential, click here.
  • So here’s what the experts have to say about what you can change to be more attractive. And it’s not too bad! Some of this stuff is even just common sense.
  • Dog Shower Thoughts is a dog shower door poetry blog where you can read funny thoughts about dogs, cat, and other pets and write your own dog shower thoughts.
  • Look at your pooch curled up on his duvet (bed) it’s time to bring him back to reality with these hilarious Dog Shower Thoughts.
  • I’ve listed 10 things I would never think to say to my dog, but below are some thoughts you should keep in mind when out with your pup.
  • Don’t let a good dog suffer. Bathe your dog in the shower. He’s a dog, not a person.
  • A collection of all the thoughts that any dog owner has ever had. This book will help you better understand your dog and enjoy life together.
  • It’s pawsome that our dog can finally join in on the fun!
  • Let’s face it
  • So I’m cleaning out the sock drawer and one of my socks looks like a dog. So I toss him in the washer, but instead of chasing it around barking, I decide to give it a bath. The look of relief on its face when I take it out of the washer is priceless.
  • I have never been a dog owner, so I figured I’d wash a sock instead. The look on his face was my reward.
  • I’ve had this dog for years, but I have no idea where he came from. He’s super small and looks like a gremlin or something. Each time I wear a pair of socks without washing them, it seems to grow in size. One time, when I was wearing it as an arm-warmer, my friend asked me if I had a little dog sitting on my shoulder. Then he thought it was a monkey hanging off of me. But every day at
  • And that’s how I found out my dog was a cat.
  • I used to have a dog just like this. Well, sort of. His name was Chester and he ran away from home because my other dog ran away first. When I found Chester, he had greenish-brown spots all over his back that were probably fungus but looked more like moldy pea soup. Sure, he smelled great, but only while it was burning.
  • I’m a huge fan of relaxation, and over the years I’ve found my go-tos.
  • I put my foot down. Well, actually, I put my sock down!
  • It’s pawsome that our dog can finally join in on the fun!
  • Amazing! Our cat can finally join in on the fun!
  • It’s pawsome that Fido feels the need to join in the fun! He’s never been enthusiastic about toys before but he loves his Crazy Dog toy.
  • We’re excited to announce that our dog, Buddy, can now enjoy stress-free nail trimming!
  • We’re so glad to get our pup involved too.
  • Our dog can’t wait to visit you in your new home.
  • Our dog loves going out on walks with us, but we always feel bad about leaving him at home when we go explore the neighborhood.
  • I put my foot down. Well, actually, I put my sock down!
  • I’ve also put my foot down. Well, actually, I put my sock down.
  • Put your feet up – literally – and enjoy the soft comfort of these awesome Sloggers socks.
  • I have enough day-to-day stress that I don’t need to add to it by walking around barefoot. With my [insert product] in stock, I can be ready for any situation (comfortably, of course!).
  • Good ol’ feet have to work hard. Treat them with a landmine blast of wonderment that defies logic.
  • When I go to my favorite restaurants, the waiters and waitresses are always happy to see me.
  • When you’re on a budget, traveling can be tricky. But not for me! I find great deals so that I can spend my money on having real adventures instead of hotels.
  • We’re so happy when we get the chance to work with our favorite pup.
  • We couldn’t be happier to have your pup join the party. As a pet friendly rental, fetch toys are always available for an afternoon of fun.
  • We love to put our pup’s doggie facade to use. They seem to really enjoy it, too!
  • We’re thrilled to be a part of your pup’s care. We think you’ll love what we offer as much as we do!
  • We’re committed to helping you raise a happy, healthy pup that will be by your side for a lifetime.
  • At the Corporate Center, our four-legged friend can join in on our fitness routine.
  • Our dog, Chloe, is also packing her bags and hopping on our next flight. In fact, she’s waiting in the terminal right now!
  • Our dog loves going on walks with us, but we still feel bad about leaving him at home.
  • Our dog, Snuffalo, loves going on walks with us. But we can’t help feeling bad about leaving him at home in the meantime. Ask any pet owner what the one thing they wish they could do with their pet is, and chances are it’s going for a walk. We believe that pets deserve to be free to roam around the neighborhood just like everyone else does. They have so much energy and love to be around people, so we think it might be a
  • Our dog loves exploring with us, but he’s a homebody at heart and needs constant companionship.
  • We love taking our dog for walks. Every time we go out, he gets excited, wagging his tail and jumping with excitement. We have to pull him away from the door several times as we put on our jackets and shoes because he can’t wait to get outside.
  • Our dog loves walks and people, but we have a full schedule. Exploring with our dog means we get to spend more time together.
  • Don’t leave Fido out of the fun. Bring him on a walk or go play fetch in the park with your pet using our app.
  • Introducing the first home dog door from PetDoors! You’ll get peace of mind knowing that your pooch will be safe at home.

 

  • What if I just lick my own paws? That’s how dogs groom, right? #showerthoughts
  • Today I was in the bathtub shaving as usual so I thought why not turn it into a shower. So that’s what I did and I made sure to close the bathroom door so no one could walk in on me. Then my dog popped her
  • Mommy put me on a diet so now I only eat twice a day. I still have to drink lots of water! #dog  #hilarious
  • The only way to get a dog to stop biting is with a hose.
  • I wear my dog, he doesn’t wear me. #dogsofinstagram
  • I don’t always eat dog food, but when I do, I prefer Barf.
  • Jabba the Puggle taking a shower
  • I’m teaching my dog human tricks like eating from a fork and wearing clothes. But what if I just lick my own paws? That’s how dogs groom, right?
  • What if I just lick my own paws? That’s how cats clean themselves, right?
  • Hey, my dog licks her own paws!…but only when she’s quick and no one is looking.
  • When you have a dog you can no longer lick your own paws. Also, it’s fun to tell people that are considering owning a dog that is acceptable behaviour.
  • It’s the simple things in life, like licking your own paws, that make life truly worth living.

 

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