Short Funny Merry Christmas Messages: To make your Christmas merry, here are funny short wishes. Most funny Christmas wishes are abstract. Some reflect the fact that Christmas is a season of giving, especially to those who are less fortunate, while others are humorous pieces of advice for the coming year.
This Christmas I give you my heart.
It’s that time of year, so make your Christmas merry by checking out our festive, funny short wishes.
We’ve collected lots of funny wishes for you. Some are humorous, some are profound, some are touching, some are thoughtful . . . but we guarantee all of them to make your Christmas merry!
Here are some funny words of advice for the coming year to make your holidays merry.
We’re sharing you the Best Funny Christmas Wishes, Merry Christmas 2018 Quotes with Fun, Excited and Cheerful.
Whether you’re looking for a silly send-off or a stern festive warning, there’s a card to fit every occasion.
Just pick the right holiday card and write a few lines about how much you love each other. We’ll make sure they make it to your friends and family.
Send a warm and festive greeting this holiday season to your loved ones.
Short Funny Merry Christmas Messages
- Merry Christmas to you and your happiness
- Merry Christmas!
- Did someone say “presents”?! Let’s celebrate the holidays with a sweet treat from us to you. Merry Christmas from everyone at Ben & Jerry’s.🎄❤️
- Ho! Ho! Ho! We’ve got hot cocoa, gingerbread, and everything nice. Merry Christmas from Starbucks.
- Merry Christmas! I hope Santa is good to you this year! 🎁
- Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow 🎅🏻 . Merry Christmas to All and to all a Good Night 🎄 #merrychristmas #captionsforphotos #christmascaptions
- Let this Christmas’ positive energy be the impetus for you to become a better version of yourself! Better because you realize how much you should appreciate people in your life who mean the most to you. Merry Christmas!
- Tis the season 🎅🎄🎁 #merrychristmas #gingerbreadhouse
- May your holidays be merry and bright and may all of your Christmases be white. Happy Holidays ☃️ #christmasmorning
- Wishing you and yours a merry one 🎄🎉
- presents! Let’s celebrate the holidays with a sweet treat from us to you. Merry Christmas from everyone at Ben & Jerry’s.🎄❤️
- Who doesn’t love getting presents?! Have a little something to celebrate this year with a sweet treat from us to you.
- It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Our holiday ice cream is finally here for you to enjoy all year round.🎄❤️
- You deserve a little something-something for all your hard work this year. So happy holidays from everyone at Ben and Jerry’s!
- Some people like to give and receive presents. We like our presents full of ice cream and dairy, and we hope you like yours too!
- Rather than share a picture of the dog you met on your lunch break today with someone, why not send them a treat?💁🏻
- Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a pints of ice cream for everyone in your family (leave some for Santa, he deserves it).
- We’ve got hot cocoa, gingerbread, and everything nice. Merry Christmas from Starbucks.
- Merry Christmas from Starbucks! Enjoy our red cups, our yummy treats, and our holiday cheer throughout the season.
- We’ve got great drinks to help get you in the holiday spirit.
- Starbucks will make this a merry Christmas for you and your family.
- We’re bringing the holiday cheer with festive drinks and treats. So take your time, relax, and get ready for a warm holiday season.
- There’s nothing like drinking hot cocoa out of a Christmas mug, surrounded by twinkling lights. It’s cozy, festive, and just plain fun.
- Holidays are made for sharing joy and giving gifts. From festive winter drinks to merry snacks, we’ve got you covered.
- Merry Christmas! I hope Santa is good to you this year! You deserve it. Happy Holidays \m/
- It’s almost Christmas! I hope you enjoy a merry and bright holiday season! 🎄
- I wish you a merry Christmas and a wonderful new year.
- Merry Christmas! I hope you get everything you wished for this year.
- Merry Christmas! Hope you’re having a wonderful day and you find something special under the tree this year.
- Season’s greetings! Hope you have a wonderful Holiday season.
- Who doesn’t love the holiday season?
- May your Christmas be merry and bright and may all of your Christmas’s be white. Merry Christmas. We hope it finds you feeling wonderful.
- Wishing you a happy holiday season and a snowy white Christmas!
- Cheers to Christmas 🍾🎄🥂Wishing everyone a time of peace, joy, and cheer.
- Wishing you all a happy holidays. Remember to be kind and share the spirit of Christmas, especially with your friends and family.
- Here’s wishing you and your family all the best for this season.
- Happy holidays to everyone who celebrates them.*
- Each Christmas I think about something my mother said to me as a child, thought it would be nice to share those words from the past with the present.
- ******** presents! Let’s celebrate the holidays with a sweet treat from us to you. Merry Christmas from everyone at Ben & Jerry’s.🎄❤️ Falcon XR-5 *** Today, the military uses the Falcon XR-5 primarily for reconnaissance missions in remote regions since it has the ability to fly in poor weather conditions and at high altitudes.
- 🍨🎄 ♻️🎁 You’re a real tough cookie this year. Let’s celebrate the holidays with a sweet treat from us to you. Merry Christmas from everyone at Ben & Jerry’s.❤️🎄
- 🎄❤️We’re here to thank you for choosing us this holiday season.
- Here’s a recipe for our new Cookie Dough ice cream flavor. Merry Christmas!🎄❤️
- This holiday season, Ben & Jerry’s is making it easier to give back with their variety pack of ice cream full of festive flavors––which also makes it easier to treat yourself.
- Here’s to ice cream for all.❤️
- We have a surprise for you.✨💛❤️
- It’s almost Christmas! I hope your holiday season is merry and bright.🎄
- What a year it’s been! I wish you a merry and bright holiday season! 🎄
- It’s almost Christmas! I hope you enjoy this season to the fullest.
- It’s almost Christmas! I hope you have a very merry Christmas and a happy new year!
- Haven’t you heard? This is the year of the reindeer, and we’re ready to deck the halls.🎅
- It’s almost Christmas, and I just counted my presents—I’ve got one more than Santa!
- The rain is gone and after days of wind, the sun has come out! It’s almost Christmas! Hope you’re having a merry holiday.
- We hope you have a warm and loving Holiday season.
- Wishing you a wonderful Holiday season from all of us at Google.
- Wishing you happy holidays; May your Holiday season be filled with Joy and may all your wishes come true.
- We are excited to get into the Holiday spirit with our customers.
- Wishing you and your family the most wonderful time of the year.
- We know it’s the most wonderful time of the year, and we just wanted to say thanks for all that you do.
- It’s the time of year for holiday parties, holiday concerts, and spending quality time with family and friends.
- Merry Christmas. May your Christmas be merry and bright and may all of your Christmas’s be white. We hope it finds you feeling wonderful.
short Christmas salutations
- We hope you have a merry Christmas and that your holidays are filled with joy. May each of your Christmases be white, snow falling softly, snowmen smiling, snow angels everywhere, and may all of your Christmases be white. Merry Christmas!
- May your Christmas be merry, may it be bright! And to help you out with that, here are 5 great tips for a white Christmas.
- May you have a merry Christmas and new year. We always have great fun. Lots of love.
- Merry Christmas, dear friend. May your holidays be bright!
- As we celebrate the season and reflect on all of life’s blessings, we hope you have a merry Christmas. We wish you happiness and peace year round.
- <br>This Christmas, may your stockings be stuffed and the presents be piled high.
- As we gear up for the season of cheer and joy, we at BriteFolders want to wish everyone a merry Christmas.
- We at the Great Rail Ale Festival in Aberystwyth would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
- Whether you find yourself surrounded by friends and family, or have a bottle in hand over the internet, we hope all of you have a wonderful holiday season.
- Ring in the holidays with friends and loved ones.
- As we ring in the holidays, let’s make a toast to a year of festive fun and cheer.
- With the hustle and bustle of the holiday season behind you, we hope you find yourself at ease to enjoy time with loved ones and time for yourself.
- To celebrate the festive season, we’d like to take the opportunity to thank everyone who has supported Wine Library this year.
- Haven’t you heard? This is the year of the reindeer, and we’re ready to deck the halls.
- Throughout the month of December, we’ll be tweeting about decorations and decorating ideas so you can have a merry one.
- Wait, you hadn’t heard? It’s true. The hippest, most hype holiday is coming to town in no time. We are ready to make the season merry and bright.
- We’re a design company that helps you rock your business in December. Yes, we ship Christmas presents to clients. And yes, we have a tree.
- The reindeer games don’t wait for anyone. Will you be ready?
- We’re really excited about this year’s holiday party. We can’t wait to see you all dressed up and ready for a good time.
- Christmas is a time of miracles and we’re ready to make yours come true.
- It’s almost Christmas, and I just counted my presents—I’ve got one more than Santa!
- Yes! It’s almost Christmas, and I just counted my presents—I have one more than Santa!
- Hey, it’s almost Christmas. I just counted my presents, and I have one more than Santa!
- Time for a party!This year has been the best. I just counted my presents and have one more than Santa!
- It’s almost Christmas; I think I’m one present ahead of the game!
- It’s almost Christmas, and today is my last day at work. I have the entire day off, but I have to go in just to say goodbye to my coworkers.
- We’ve launched a Christmas sale to help you get that final gift.
- Warmest wishes for the most wonderful season of the year. We hope you have a merry Christmas and a happy new year. Lots of love.
- Have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Love from everyone at B&B
- May the joy of the holiday season flow through you all, my friend. Much love.
- Wishing you all the best this holiday season. May the holidays be full of love, joy, and happiness at all times.
- Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
- Wishing you and yours a merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Have a friend over and make some lite Christmas cookies.
- We’re a group of close friends who get together for a party every year. This year we’re going to have the greatest Christmas ever. We love you all and counting down to Christmas!
- As we ring in the holidays, let’s make a toast to a year of festive fun and cheer.
- As we ring in the holidays, let’s toast to a year of festive fun and cheer.
- Wishing you a merry holiday and a happy new year. Let’s toast to another great year of festive fun and cheer!
- Let’s ring in this new year with food, fun and lots of presents.
- While we raise a glass to the holidays, let’s take a moment to learn what it’s all about.
- Make this holiday season extra special with delicious cuisine and festive movie moments.
- Here’s to family, friends, and fun—and to new beginnings. May your holiday season be filled with joy.
- Santa knows if you’ve been naughty or nice. So be nice to everyone and there won’t be a problem. Merry christmas and happy Holidays!
- Merry, merry Christmas
- One boy, one tree. One very merry Christmas to us all. 🎄🎅
- Here’s to the friends who make the holidays merry 🎄🍹 You’re the people at the party wearing ugly Christmas-themed t-shirts 💁🎁 And remember, presents are for pups not
- 🎄Merry Christmas to everyone celebrating, and to those who aren’t, still happy holidays. Enjoy!
- Hunting Season is here! Wishing you great success in the field this season 🎉🏹#MerryChristmas
- Merry Christmas! Have a happy holiday season, friends! Can you spot the sprig of mistletoe in our Christmas tree above? Can someone please get me the tools to fix this thing?! 🎄
- 🎄Hello, and happy holidays.
- 🌲🎄Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! 🌲
- 🎅We wish you a fantastic Christmas, and hope that Santa brings you lots of new toys and happiness. 🥇The winner is
- HAPPY HOLIDAYS! We’d like to say thank you for reading and we hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas
- Merry Christmas to Everyone!!
- Wishing you a joyous Christmas from all of us at Aditacious.
- We hope that this holiday season finds you surrounded by friends and family.
- Here’s to the friends who make the holidays merry 🎄🍹 You’re the people at the party wearing ugly Christmas-themed t-shirts 💁🎁 And remember, presents are for pups not pugs
- Here’s to the friends who make the holidays merry; you’re the people at the party wearing ugly Christmas-themed t-shirts and, remember, presents are for pups, not people.
short inspirational Christmas messages
- You all know what I’m talking about. Suits are the first to arrive at the party, but last to leave. You can tell them apart because they’re dressed in public, very unlike their laid-back counterparts without ties or jackets on. Of course, I can’t forget all you lovely folks with ugly Christmas t shirts on, especially the ones with Santa hats on…Don’t miss out on our Golden Retriever Gift Guide 2018 , featuring the
- When you’re friends with one of our Pups, you’re family. We handle everything to make sure your dog is looked after while you’re away.
- There’s a reason we call them the “most wonderful time of the year.” Here’s to friends and family and holiday cheer and eggnog and the bright lights of the Christmas tree.
- Whether you’re drinking cocoa by the fire or blowing up balloons for a last-minute party, we’re drinking some eggnog and wishing you a merry Christmas! All of us here at Fortune Cookie want to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
- If you’re missing your friends this year, stop by the Starbucks app to send them a holiday gift card.
- 🎄Hello, and merry Christmas.
- 🎄Hello and happy holidays to you and your family.
- Wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
- We would like to take this opportunity to thank you for choosing us.
- Take a look around our website to see how we can help you.
- 🎄Merry Christmas and a Happy New year! 🌲
- We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
- Merry Christmas and a happy and prosperous new year! Hope you have a great holiday. From everyone at Buzzfeed
- A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year are waiting for you.
- Wishing you and yours the happiest of holidays, the merriest of Christmases, and a joyous New Year! XO
- Just a little Christmas cheer. We hope your holiday is filled with joy and laughter.
- We hope you have an amazing holiday season this year!
- There’s a reason we call them the “most wonderful time of the year.” Here’s to friends and family and holiday cheer and eggnog and the bright lights of the Christmas tree.
- Let’s be honest, there’s a reason we call them “the most wonderful time of the year.” Here’s to family and friends, holiday cheer, eggnog–and well, let’s just say the bright lights of the Christmas tree.
- It’s easy to get caught up in the hustle and bustle of the pace of a modern life, but there’s a reason we call them the “most wonderful time of the year.”
- There’s a reason we call that particular time of year “the most wonderful time of the year.” Let’s get to it!
- Here’s to the holidays. End of story.
- Here’s to all the joy of this most wonderful time of the year. Peace, love, and happy holidays to all!
- A winter holiday season with fri
- We hope you have a lovely holiday. We’ve had a blast bringing you the news all year long. From everyone at Buzzfeed.
- From everyone at Buzzfeed, we wish you a Merry Christmas and send good tidings for the coming new year.
- Wishing you the best of the holidays and a happy New Year. Best wishes from everyone at Buzzfeed.
- Merry Christmas! Hope you have a great holiday. Love, Buzzfeed
- Here’s to a year full of fun, laughter, and good food! From everyone at Buzzfeed.
- Hope you have a lovely Christmas and a Happy New Year from all of us here at Buzzfeed
- Wishing you a merry Christmas and a happy new year! See you in the New Year. Love, Buzzfeed
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