Sweet Funny Birthday Wishes For Her

 

 

 

Birthdays are joyful occasions! They mark dates in which special people came into this world. The best people that one can be associated with are the ones who appreciate funny things in life. Being able to laugh about situations, even the fact that one is getting older, is a good thing! It is the sign of someone who knows how to handle different occurrences and has a great sense of humor! Of course, teasing should always be handled with care, because you wouldn’t like to hurt anyone’s feelings, let alone on their birthday…

 

To celebrate the special people, you associate with who know not to take life too seriously, one must send them messages that are funny. Located here are messages you can send to friends, women, and men that are humorous and commemorate their special days in the light-hearted ways that suit their personalities.

 

Sweet Funny Birthday Wishes For Her

 

Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!

 

Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!

 

If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!

 

Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!

 

Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!

 

Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!

 

Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!

 

On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!

 

Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!

 

Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!

 

Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!

 

As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement’!

 

Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are!

 

Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!

 

Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!

 

Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer!

 

Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young!

 

Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!

 

Happy birthday, darling. May the cosmetics be with you.

 

Happy birthday, darling. May the cosmetics be with you.

 

Never apologize for who you are!!! Happy Birthday.

 

 

Never apologize for who you are!!! Happy Birthday.

 

Happy Birthday! May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows!

 

Happy Birthday! May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows!

 

Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your ‘friends’, too.

 

I was going to send your gift in the mail, but the mail service said I weighed too much, so here I am.

 

Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!

 

We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. We’ve been there for each other all these years and we’re still two girls who are better together than apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.

 

Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead in doggy years. I’m so glad we met when we’re kids. Happy birthday, bestie.

 

May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady!

Cheers to a woman who has been thirty… fifty times!

 

Happy Birthday to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge!

 

When you were born, the sun shone… for the very first time!

 

Happy Birthday to the woman who has it all! One hundred years of accumulation would result in that!

 

I love you, girl, and I’m wishing you the best today. However, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those graduation photos of you.

 

Happy Birthday to a friend that has no secrets from me but always fills in her ‘birth date’ field alone.

 

Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred! Happy Birthday!

 

Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred!

 

May your Birthday be filled with joy – and wine.

 

May your Birthday be filled with joy – and wine.

 

Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred!

 

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to the question and watch out what you are going to say about this glorious woman’s birthday!

 

Girl, you look amazingly young for your age, but remember we went to school together. Best wishes!

 

Cheers to a woman who has dyed her hair so many times, she doesn’t remember what its original color is!

 

Here is to all the years that you have been alive, and the cake budget we cut down, just because candles cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman!

 

There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age!

 

Today, girl, there are things to marvel at! Like the length of time that you have been here!

 

You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that we’re not as old as you!

 

Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around, forever! (That’s because you have!)

 

Short Funny Happy Birthday Wishes For Him

 

Looking at you, woman, reminds me of a simpler time. Like, before there was electricity!

 

Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Best wishes!

 

Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Happy Birthday!

 

Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Happy Birthday!

 

Happy Birthday. In dog years this would be heaven for you.

 

Happy Birthday. In dog years this would be heaven for you.

 

Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it “experience” and enjoy your birthday, anyway!

 

Here is to another year of a receding hairline and holding in that gut!

 

Since the dawn of time, you have been here! Today, is no different!

 

Your beard may be gray, your wrinkles may be deep, but hey, at least there is cake!

 

A man like you deserves to have fond memories of his childhood, recalled to him. Unfortunately, there are no more dinosaurs!

 

Happy Birthday to a man who has witnessed great things! Invention of the wheel, the first cave drawing…

Today, you have officially gotten past things! Like youth and hair that isn’t gray! Happy Birthday, man!

 

Today, reflect on the fact that you have been here from the beginning! I mean, the very beginning! Happy Birthday, man!

 

On this day, some people will tell you that you are still a young man. Those people are liars!

 

Man, you are like a tree in the woods! Old and still managing to stay grounded!

 

Today is a day to ask important questions! Like, ‘who is your dentist’ and ‘do you get your beard dyed’?

 

Cheers to a man who thinks he is still thinks he is young, but isn’t! You have really embraced delusion!

 

As your birthday approaches, you might dread becoming an old man. Don’t worry about that! You already are!

 

Today, you have really achieved something! How does it feel to be the oldest man alive?

 

Simple Birthday Wishes For Boyfriend

 

That’s your birthday cake?! I thought we were having a bonfire in the middle of your dining room. Happy Birthday… should I call and cancel the fire department then?

 

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Facebook told me it was your birthday and that I should write on your wall.

 

Happy Birthday from one of the most spectacular, sensational, wisest people you know. You are one-in-a-million.

 

My best wishes! I hope your husband treats you to a night out on the town–so you can enjoy having the house to yourself!

 

Happy Birthday to you. I hope you enjoy your day as much as I’ll enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.

 

Happy Birthday to you. I hope you enjoy your day as much as I’ll enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.

 

Happy Birthday to someone who knows everything there is about me and STILL enjoys being my friend. I hope we have many more years of wild and crazy adventures together.

 

Did you know Chuck Norris was born on your birthday? Just kidding. That would be pretty kick butt though, wouldn’t it? Your birthday is still on a pretty good day.

 

Wishing you the best! I would say you don’t look another year older, but if I tell one lie now, it might make anything else I say later on unbelievable. You look pretty good for your age!

 

If you were a grape, I would stomp on you and make you into a delicious vintage wine. Happy Birthday, Friend!

 

The best part of birthday is the birthday cake. Wishing you the best. Where’s the cake?

 

Happy Birthday to a friend who I wouldn’t trade for all the Nutella in the world.

 

I couldn’t fit Channing Tatum in the box but I hope this gift will do. Happy Birthday to the future Mrs. Channing Tatum.

 

So I was watching Jurassic Park and I remembered it was your birthday. Happy Birthday, you old dinosaur!

 

I was watching Grumpier Old Men and I remembered it was your birthday. I hope we get put in the same room at our future nursing home. We would make some kick butt BINGO partners! We would clean up!

 

I have a particular set of skills. Skills that I have learned over a lengthy friendship with you. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me a piece of cake, I will leave. If you don’t, I will find your cake and I will blow out your candles.

 

Happy Birthday, my friend! I’m looking forward to getting together with you tonight to go over all of your Facebook birthday wishes from people that don’t give a rats behind about you the rest of the year.

 

Best wishes. You’re not THAT old. You’re just getting up there. In the words of Elsa, “Let it go! Let it go!”

 

Your 21st Birthday party was SO successful you decided to celebrate it for more than 20 years in a row!

 

I was thinking about it and I think if someone was to make a movie about your life, Linda Blair would be perfect to play you.

 

You know that old sang the older you are the wiser you are? I used to think it was true but then I met you! Just kidding, friend. Happy Birthday to you.

 

I know you’re not thirty, flirty, and thriving but hey you’re still driving! You’re not in too bad of shape.

 

On this your birthday, I wish you everything your heart desires. You are such a good woman that you truly deserve the best the world has to offer. Here’s to another happy birthday for you!

 

 

Dear love, I wish you all the best for your birthday and I promise that I will do everything to make you happy. Hugs and Kisses!

 

 

I celebrate you every single day, and because this day is extra-special, I celebrate you in a very special way with this special note “Thanks for coming into my life!”

 

Dear love, I wish you all the best for your birthday and I promise that I will do everything to make you happy. Hugs and Kisses!

 

 

The sweetest, most beautiful girl in the world is celebrating her special day today! I wish the best for you always, but even more so today! Happy birthday!

 

 

Today is the perfect day to tell you that you’re a wonderful girlfriend. Happy birthday! I wish you all the best on this day and throughout the year.

 

Really Funny Birthday Wishes For Girlfriend

 

You are everything that one man could wish for. Therefore, I will try to return all the happiness that you brought into my life back to you. Happy birthday, my love!

 

It is difficult to buy a gift for you, sweetheart. Because I want to buy you the entire world for you. I wish you a very happy and sweet birthday.

 

Happy birthday, girlfriend! On your special day, I just want you to know how important you are to me and that I’ll always hold you close to my heart!

 

May God bless you with all of the wonderful desires of your heart and bless you to keep the many blessings that you already have. Happy Birthday, dear!

 

May God bless you with all of the wonderful desires of your heart and bless you to keep the many blessings that you already have. Happy Birthday, dear!

 

This year may be full of surprises and your first one comes from me. Happy birthday, love!

 

Happy Birthday, my love! May your day be super bright and super special!

 

There are moments in life that you will never forget. Every moment I’m with you, I will never forget. Wishing you a birthday full of love and tender memories.

 

Today is all about you. I gladly give my time and my whole heart to the one I love.

 

Darling, I have reserved a thousand hugs and kisses for you today because you are the sweetest girlfriend in the whole universe. May God bless you with prosperity and eternal happiness. Happy birthday, my love.

 

You are my joy, my treasure, my greatest gift of life! Happy birthday, baby!

 

You are my soul mate, my partner, and my most trusted friend. I can’t imagine how my life would be without you. On your birthday, I want to remind you of all the reasons why I love you.

 

Happy birthday, sweetheart. You are the love of my life. As you celebrate your big day today, may the light of this beautiful day fill your heart and make your life shine as bright as the sun.

 

Happy birthday, dearie. As you celebrate your big day, do know that my mind can’t help but think of you all the time – especially when we are not physically together. I love you so much, babe.

 

Having all material pleasure in life cannot be compared to having a loving soul like you in my life. I am glad you are in my world. I pray that we never drift apart. I love you so much, babe.

Darling, you are a wonderful bloom in a beautiful garden where only true love grows! Wishing you a brilliant Birthday!

 

Wishing the universe’s most wonderful girlfriend a very Darling, I always say a thank you to God for putting someone as special as you in my life. You are my everything, babe, and I can never stop loving you. Have a beautiful birthday celebration.

 

Closing the doors on the world so we can be together is where I find the most joy. Happy Birthday!

 

My dear girlfriend on your birthday Here’s to your special day, and hoping that it is as lovely as you are! I hope you know that you are no only my soulmate, but you are also my best friend. With all my love, always!

 

Girl, you are the biggest blessing in my life! I will always love and cherish you. Have a wonderful birthday, my dear!

 

Happy birthday to the most beautiful and sweetest woman the world has ever seen. I am so blessed to have such a phenomenal person like you in my life. Thanks for loving me, dear. I love and cherish you today and always. Have a wonderful birthday.

 

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